Food for thought: vampire crazy

Why do some love vampires so much? I think I have an idea. Vampires don't die. They don't experience an afterlife. Life after death is our world's greatest mystery. It is a great unknown. One which is also attributed to the livings' greatest fears. So a vampire immune to natural death virtually never gets a chance experience death and an afterlife. Personally, being a vampire mostly sounds like it sucks. No pun intended.